Catholic and Loving it!

One truck carrying 5000 condoms, 800 HIV tests and a 7m inflatable prophylactic.

The co-ordinator of an HIV/Aids awareness tour, Polo Gomez, said on Wednesday that the "Condomovil" was parked in front of a friend's house in Mexico City when it disappeared on Sunday evening.

He believes the truck was stolen, but he doesn't know why. Police are still investigating.

The truck should be easy to spot. It features painted images of a peeled banana, the exposed part shaped like a condom, and a shirtless man saying: "I protect myself. Do you?"

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The jokes write themselves. Maybe the truck was taken by their mates. It was your truck, but now it's durex truck. That was a terrible joke. They were both terrible jokes. At least I never did the one about the thief who came in the night...

If you eat too much cake, you get fat. If you want to avoid the consequences of eating too much cake, your doctor will recommend that you abstain from cake. At least a few days a month. If you tell your doctor that you can eat as much cake as you like worry free because you are always careful to throw up in a bag after every meal, your doctor will say that you have an eating disorder. A serious eating disorder which ruins lives.

Contraception is the same. You can either have a healthy sex life in which you may occasionally have to abstain from sex because you don't want to have a baby right now, or you can convince yourself (wrongly) that you can have oodles of consequence free sex so long as you have your little rubber bag. You can dislocate the connection between your sexual activities and the natural laws of cause and effect and enter in to a fantasy world where women can be used for pleasure and then discarded.

That ruins lives as well.

Not very funny is it.