James' Cryptic Menu

Blogged by James Preece on 17th February 2012

A group of us have been doing "Come Dine With Me" at work and Thursday was my turn. Just to be different, I wrote my menu in riddles.

Starter:

Pop along to my house where man go put key.

Main Course:

My Nan will be joining us for the main course. You may think this is serious but I'm only joshing - Mary is legless!

Desert:

Ache after the one that comes after J.

Any ideas?