Guy writes to Coke because they are sponsoring the Golden Compass movie and he wants to ask if they know how anti-Catholic it is. They reply:

We appreciate the opportunity to respond to your concerns.

The Golden Compass movie is a story about friendship, love, loyalty, tolerance, courage and responsibility. This movie also provides an opportunity for Coca-Cola to help raise awareness about climate change and the perilous state of the polar bear.

We do not believe that this fantasy movie is an attack on any religion. We would never support a film that intentionally antagonized or condemned any faith.

Oh, well that's alright then.