I hope nobody chickened out of abstaining from meat on friday. You don't know what's at steak. Fasting an abstinence might just save your bacon.

I'm sorry, try as hard as I might, I just can't out-pun brothing at the mouth!

I don't mean to fish for comments but feel free to chip in!

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This has had me laughing all day...

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I like optical illusions, I like puns and I've been known to imbibe a bit of religion from time to time as well. So, as you can imagine, this made my day...

Which pair of sisters is bigger?

The answer is.... 'Nun' (boom boom), they're in fact the same size!

If you don't believe me, hold a ruler (or a pen or something) against the screen and measure them. Weird huh?

Almost as weird as the word weird. I before E except after W?

As seen on Catholic with Attitude

From B3ta of course...

I'm a huge fan of theme blogs like Skull-a-day, Cake Wrecks and Goths in Hot Weather and I'm pleased to say I just stumbled across another one...

Featuring Race Car Sandwiches...

The Cubewich...

My favourite (because of the marvelous play on words) has to be Swine and Cheese!

Fantastic.

If you like your buns with puns (all my own work that one) then you can find more of the same at Insanewiches!

When I blogged recently about The Seven Most Holiest Places I didn't realise that there are also holy places that burn with holy fire...

The hole is the outcome not of nature but of an industrial accident. In 1971 a Soviet drilling rig accidentally punched into a massive underground natural gas cavern, causing the ground to collapse and the entire drilling rig to fall in. Having punctured a pocket of gas, poisonous fumes began leaking from the hole at an alarming rate. To head off a potential environmental catastrophe, the Soviets set the hole alight. The crater hasn't stopped burning since.

See Boing Boing for more...

I've heard of Home is a Holy Place but this is rediculous...

The Seven Most Holiest Places

I think my favourite is number six, no actually number three, um, maybe number four. It's so hard! They are all so holy...

Did somebody say something about a pile of stones at the Endsleigh Centre?

For the record, I should add that I find Sister Catherine's efforts in the praying for peace department to be entirely laudible and while cairn building isn't exactly my cup of tea it's quite likely a more worthwhile activity than people who cut and paste cans of beer for cheap laughs in the wee hours of the morning when they should be in bed.

This even is just a stones throw away from us...

As part of the effort to "Pray for Peace in the Holy Land", Sister Catherine invites you to join her to build a Cairn for Peace in the grounds of the Endsleigh Centre at 3 pm on Friday, June 5th. Come along and Bring a stone!

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I like how "Pray for Peace in the Holy Land" is in quotes.

I hope you will all pile in because this event will rock. This is slated to be the event of the year and will be a marbleous occasion. If it goes wrong they will just have to chalk it up to experience. If it goes well maybe they will get in the igneous book of records.

My granite was who said she liked a good cairn.

As always, I am waiting with eager anticipation for your puns. A special challenge us to see if you can use puns on the words Sedimentary, Igneous, and Metamorphic all in one sentence.